December 2011
Things I hope don't exist in 2012
sensitivebandblogger:
Hiatus
LMFAO
Skirts and dresses that are short at the front and long at the back
Scooter fags
People
Post limit
My life
my life: gaaaaaaaaay
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troj4n:
”New year. New me.” Please just shut up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59, And at 12:01 im pretty sure you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were 2 minutes ago.
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How teens and adults text
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Things that will always be funny
kingdomclit556:
Fat people falling
Black girls fighting
White girls fighting
Scene girl make up tutorials
jesus-urie:
actually jon i did close the goddamn door
girl: i love a day to remember!
me: really?
girl: yeah my favorite song is If it Means a Lot to You
me: mine is Im Made of Wax Larry
girl: oh my god ew that's screamo what is wrong with you ew
police: so she just stabbed herself in the eye?
Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
Me: I know.
niggerorfag:
wowblackmormon:
putting nigger or fag in your url is like not funny at all please try again
wow fuck you
ukeking:
I’ll end this year like I started it
sad and alone
idiotttttttttt:
i hope in 2012 i never like anyone no matter how hard i try because it sucks liking someone who doesn’t like you back
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
idiotttttttttt:
2012. another year of me being alone a-w-e-s-o-m-e
me on new years eve: my new years resolution is to lose weight and eat healthy and exercise!!!!!!!
me 10 minutes into 2012: *eats entire kitchen*